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The official homepage of the Paul Burns 2008 U.S. presidential campaign
Saturday, April 5, 2008
It is really pretty simple
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The Basics
FAQ
Official Biography
Burns on the Issues
The Interview
Declaration of Candidacy
Who's Who
Days till the general election:
Read history of glorious uprising:
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2008
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June
(26)
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May
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April
(26)
Putting their money where their mouth is
Free Apple Quiches!
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? ...no?
Wait wait, don't tell me
+5 to your Happy stat
All about the Jeffersons
An instance of sesquipedalianism
Fly the friendly skies, and also Kashyyyk
It tastes likes Burns-ing
Peter Jennings would have stopped them
I believe the spelling you're looking for is "phat"
...and for the active lifestyle, give somnambulism...
Lennon would be proud
We hold no truths to be self-evident
...and a really big reflecting pool
What you're about to read...may shock you
More like, Second Law of STUPID-dynamics
The pros and cons of becoming a living god
As regards the zombie apocalypse
It is an exciting new paradigm
Who's Who
It is really pretty simple
Hippies to ignite effigy in candidate's honor
(Quantum) observational humor
Paul Burns will seriously*, no joke**, get you a Wii
An atypical genesis
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March
(26)
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February
(7)
Supporters
Sarah Etc
Captain Amazing
This Matters
2 Minute News
Honu Girl
Archangel
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