Paul Burns for President!

Paul H. Burns hereby declares his candidacy for the office of President of the United States of America.

He is further pleased to announce his running-mate, internationally acclaimed actress Jessica Alba:



Burns cites Alba's extensive support of charities, including Habitat for Humanity, as a primary reason for the choice. She is also noted for her role in saving Earth from Galactus.

His campaign manager and publicist will be Brian Buckley.

So, who is Paul Burns? What does he stand for? Why should you vote for him?

More on that in the weeks to come!