Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Disclaimer: this blog is a joke

The following should all be pretty obvious, but lest anyone get the truly unfortunate notion that any of this is real, here's the disclaimer:

This blog is a joke. Paul Burns is a real person, but he is not running for president, of the U.S. or any other country. He does not need your votes. He has never met Jessica Alba. The purpose of this website is entertainment, nothing more.

Also, please note that we in the Burns Campaign blend fact and fiction extensively. Do not assume that anything you read on here is true. Do not assume Paul actually said any of the quotes attributed to him, or that he actually believes any of the positions attributed to him. Again, we're entertainment, nothing more.

This blog is not intended to be offensive; however, political humor is always somewhat controversial, and what one person sees as funny, another person may find disrespectful. If you find yourself offended, just point your browser elsewhere; the Internet is full of other options.

Please note, however, that free speech is in fact protected under the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. If you're really offended, I suppose you could try to have that repealed, but it could be tricky.

Have a nice day!

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