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Saturday, March 1, 2008
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The official homepage of the Paul Burns 2008 U.S. presidential campaign
Disclaimer: this blog is a joke. Learn more.
Questions for Paul Burns? E-mail BurnsForAmerica (at) gmail (dot) com.
The Basics
FAQ
Official Biography
Burns on the Issues
The Interview
Declaration of Candidacy
Who's Who
Questions for Paul Burns? E-mail BurnsForAmerica (at) gmail (dot) com.
The Basics
FAQ
Official Biography
Burns on the Issues
The Interview
Declaration of Candidacy
Who's Who
Days till the general election:
Read history of glorious uprising:
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March
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- The First Amendment is sort of overrated
- A quick note from the candidate
- From the reader mailbag
- Ringwraiths feel slighted over Axis of Evil snub
- You have to admit this would be awesome
- The funniest political word we could think of
- Burns quells fears of a third Death Star
- Cat, "Nemo," named top military aide
- Paul Burns wishes you a Happy Good Friday
- Lest there be any confusion
- Burns on the Issues
- Magnetic nega-pennies will thwart the robot revolu...
- Paul Burns: The Official Biography
- Happy Hangover Day
- You can't spell "success" without "nuclear arsenal"
- You can't make a Cabinet without breaking a few kn...
- Cue and eh
- At least it's not a "dwarf planet"
- It's the stupid, economy
- You can tell by the black capes
- First Question!
- If you hear ringing at 3 am, it's probably tinnitus
- The political viability of H.P. Lovecraft's feveri...
- About crime
- Our new slogan
- Burns reaches out to Toad Suckers
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March
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Captain Amazing
This Matters
2 Minute News
Honu Girl
Archangel
(If you have a web page showing your support for Paul Burns, e-mail us! We'll add you to the list!)
1 comment:
Sheer, unmitigated brilliance.
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