Wednesday, March 12, 2008

You can't make a Cabinet without breaking a few kneecaps

Some people say that it's too early to start forming a Cabinet. Paul Burns knows better. He knows we need to look to the future. Because the children are our future, and we have to think of the children. It's transitive.

Anyway. The following list is incomplete (I mean, duh - we're not stupid) and will be updated in the weeks to come. But for now, we present... the Cabinet!

Name: Avery Brooks
Position: Secretary of Defense
Qualifications: He stopped the Jem'Hadar, and they had a friggin' wormhole. What does Putin have, the Bering Strait?
Hobbies: Baseball

Name: Chuck Norris
Position: Secretary of Homeland Security (to be renamed, Secretary of Roundhouse Kicking Terrorists in the Face)
Qualifications: What, are you serious?
Hobbies: Staring down books to get the information he wants.

Name: Patrick Stewart
Position: Secretary of F***ing Awesome
Qualifications: Click here
Hobbies: Gettin' his Shakespeare on

Name: Samuel L. Jackson
Position: Chief Justice of the Supreme Court
(okay, so this isn't a Cabinet position, but if a seat opens we need to be prepared!)
Qualifications: Already has the necessary robes
Hobbies: Telling fools that HE IS THE LORD

More as it develops.

1 comment:

Jean-Luc said...

Computer? Tea! Earl grey! HOT