Your MS Paint is your weakness

So what is John McCain's deep dark secret? I mean, he seems like such a fine, upstanding gentleman:



But you know, anyone looks good in a suit. Maybe in a different set of threads, we'd begin to see...



Yeah, there we go. Black looks sort of...familiar on him, doesn't it? Like some other Senator I know of. But who?

There's something...I'm not quite sure...what is...



Ah, yeah, there it is. Okay. Okay, I think we're done here. Show's over! Nothing else to see, folks.

Anyway...be sure to tune in again Monday, for another of those Current Events Sonnets you tolerate like so well.