Yes, we are still making these

And you thought the first two Current Events Sonnets were bad!

Current Events Sonnet #3 in D Minor

Obama rules in superdelegates
Now that the Carolina stats are in;
McCain is glad to match his rival's wits.
It's cute that Clinton still thinks she can win.
There's no good news for Burma's struggling poor
Beirut is likewise fighting for its life
On Mother's Day, maternal spirits soar
The daughter of our Chief becomes a wife.
Anonymous continues kicking butt
As James says sayonara to the cult;
The Racer is in something of a rut -
The Ferrous Wonder gets another jolt.
Each drop of gas gets harder to replace...
A pelican hits someone in the face.

...and that's a wrap (till next week, at least).

Be sure to tune in tomorrow, when Paul Burns will discuss his policy on giving graduation speeches!