Support is Growing

It is only the second day of the Burns campaign, and he has already received two strong endorsements. Both running-mate Jessica Alba and campaign manager Brian Buckley have publicly endorsed Paul Burns in his bid to become the next, and the greatest, President of the United States.

"I think he's awesome," said Alba. "I mean, he's an American, and who better to be President than an American?"

Buckley concurred. "I pretty much have to endorse him," he said. "He'll fire me if I don't."

Buckley was previously the campaign manager for Democratic candidate Barack Obama, but was fired after coining the unpopular slogan, "Obama yo mama."